Velvet-Club Connecting Lesbians & Bi-women around the World

The year is 2006 and The Queen is on a school visit to open the new Science Block at Dudley Goring Comprehensive School. Derek Jones, the schools Head of Science, is not only an unreconstructed socialist and staunch Republican but also disillusioned and disappointed with life. Derek has a run in with his Headmaster just before the Queens arrival and in a fit of pique he decides to use the temporary facilities which have been specially installed in the staff room for the Queens own personal use. His timing is, as ever, terrible and he is caught in the portaloo by the Queen herself. Even Derek is embarrassed by this and his embarrassment only grows when he finds that somehow they have been locked in. Shame quickly turns to fear for them both when they discover that this is no accident - a bomb has been planted underneath the portaloo and they will both be blown to kingdom come if the terrorists demands are not met. In this most awkward of situations, Derek comes to question his cynicism and, with the Queens help, to re-evaluate his whole life. Lets hope its not too late

Tickets : £ 10+ Tickets

Address : Kings Head Theatre
115 Upper Street, Islington.
London
N1 1QN

Telephone : 0207 226 8561

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